Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Salem Witch Trials

If I was accused of being a witch during the Salem trials, I'd probably just want to get revenge on the person who accused me since there is no reason to even try to plea my innocence. All the others who said they were innocent got hung and thrown off cliffs n' such, so I think I'll just go throw some cyanide in those little girl's drinks or something and get myself hung because that's the only way I'm gonna leave the world happily knowing those little demons are gone from my home town. Dang witches...

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